Turkey Day

Ah, Thanksgiving, the day we celebrate the raping and pillaging of the last pristine continent on Earth. Please pass the [pumpkin pie] around to all the fat slob turkey butts. This was such beautiful country before the first Europeans arrived, the smartest monkeys to walk out of the jungle as it were. As a result most of the native inhabitants were wiped out and much of the natural beauty and purity was hacked down and paved over. He who gets there firstest with the mostest wins. More gravy anyone?
I could spin off into a rant about the big pigs, but it is pervasive to the entire populace. I watched a show about hoarders last night and I almost threw up. Some of those people should live in a concrete cell which is hosed down three times a week as they obviously can't take care of themselves. We should hose them down too, like zoo animals, it would be cheaper than what they do now, which is pay young people pittances to clean up human filth inside houses which should have been burned to the ground instead.
Most of the people on that show have mental issues, often people issues, and are sometimes compulsive shoppers. That angers me too. The big pigs love pathetic mentally unstable shopaholics, they blow every dime they have on crap that accumulates in piles of garbage inside people's houses. I know, we all contribute to the monuments of waste we call "landfills" which is another way of saying we are going to shit all over this once pretty landscape until the next generation is again paid a pittance to sift through our filth because we flat didn't give a shit.
I would say that I hate to be a downer on Thanksgiving but that would be a lie. I hope you-all have a nice time with family and friends tomorrow, I really do. As for reveling in souper-smart Eurotrash-ape landing at the rock all those years ago, I won't be. Instead I will be giving thanks that I won't be the one who has to deal with the long term detrimental effects the last few generations have inflicted upon freedumb's land for whatever reason. Have a nice holiday. [/edgar]



















